Friday, February 16, 2007

WHERE IS DICK POUND ON THIS ONE?:
First Waltrip fuel dopes, now Gordon fails his "machine analysis" after winning. Damn and we thought cycling was in turmoil. You think Congress will decide to waste time on NASCAR's cheating phenomenon like they did with baseball? And where is the public outrage on this? Do you think we will see letters to the editor of Rednecks, White Trash and NASCAR from fans telling us they are turned off from their beloved sport as a result of all this cheating similar to the melodramatic ones seen in Velonews following Puerto and last year's TdF? Probably not. I am sure they are all too busy buying their lottery tickets, cases of Keystone and packs of cigarettes (AKA: white trash survival kit) in preparation for the Daytona 500 this weekend.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You said "dick pound". Eh ehe hehe heh eh!

Anonymous said...

ughhhhh... dick pound, thats cool! heh hehe heh

Anonymous said...

mmmmmm Keystone!

Anonymous said...

Hey you kids, cut that out!

Anonymous said...

NASCAR RULES!!!!!! I really like it when they crash and the cars catch on FIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE ! Thats cool! yeah.

SLOVER said...

Just rolling by to say hi!!

Anonymous said...

What is ze problem Joe? You don like ze jazz moozeek?